Would you be willing to arbitrarily start hating everyone named Ted?

9 votes
1. No, I love Ted.
 
0% / 0 votes
2. F*ck Ted man. I'm with ya!
 
11% / 1 vote
3. I don't know any Teds but sure, why not?
 
0% / 0 votes
4. No way man. I hate Bill.
 
0% / 0 votes
5. I think it's wrong to hate anyone arbitrarily. But if you're going to hate someone, hate Muslims. They're all bad.
 
0% / 0 votes
6. Terry, you have a lot to do today. Big shoot on Wednesday. How can you have time for this?
 
0% / 0 votes
7. Only if I don't have to act on my hate but ya know, can just be all passive aggressively hateful of Ted.
 
22% / 2 votes
8. Only if he goes by Teddy. Then the prick needs to die!
 
11% / 1 vote
9. Hey, I hated Ted before anyone. Stop stealin' my hate.
 
11% / 1 vote
10. Can't we all just get along?
 
44% / 4 votes


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