How do you feel about kids?
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1. Kids are the beautiful bright center of my universe.
2. They are short parasites who don't pay rent.
3. They are my bid for immortality.
4. I love my kids. I hate everyone elses kids.
5. They are the bill after orgasm.
6. I think abortion should be mandatory.
7. I think all life is precious.
8. I love them but they are ruining my life.
9. They're the most expensive pets I've ever owned.
10. They cook up nice.
11. They are all I've ever wanted.
12. They are 4 foot tall slave laborers.
13. They are the whole reason I cancelled xBox Live. Nobody likes getting their ass handed to them by a six year old.
14. They are sugar addicted demons.
15. All of the above.
16. None of the above.