How serious is global warming?

11 votes
1. It's way too serious. It needs to learn to relax, maybe go out with friends and get laid.
 
0% / 0 votes
2. We're all gonna die!!!!!
 
18% / 2 votes
3. It's Yahoo Serious.
 
9% / 1 vote
4. It's the end of the world as we know it.
 
0% / 0 votes
5. It's a conspiracy of expansionistic Jewish socialists to get a Cold Stone Creamery into the West Bank.
 
0% / 0 votes
6. It's of moderate concern but what really matters to me is what Miley Cyrus is doing today.
 
9% / 1 vote
7. It's a bunch of know it all scientists justifying their grant money. The reality is that dinosaurs were responsible for 9/11.
 
9% / 1 vote
8. It has been hot lately.
 
0% / 0 votes
9. Current models show that even the dire predictions presented by Al Gore were too conservative and we're going to see a real impact within the next few years.
 
18% / 2 votes
10. Man, screw Al Gore and his ass face.
 
27% / 3 votes
11. Did you see the Day After Tomorrow? Cold is going to chase us down hallways and cause book burning. It's truly awful.
 
0% / 0 votes
12. Green stuff is for veggie hippies. I'm a sausage man...Wait, that came out wrong.
 
0% / 0 votes
13. There is no global warming, only Zule!
 
9% / 1 vote


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