How should I deal with a jury duty notice?

Suck it up and act normal

Act racist so I dont get picked

continually make references as to how I was picked on in high school and how every mother fucker should face the death penalty when given the opportunity

Act deaf, continually ask them to speak louder because I cant hear them

Act like a thugh "Shit baby, we all know that mofo did it, but da popo be holdin a brotha down"