I'm going to break into your house tomorrow and do something terrible. Would you rather be deaf or blind?

Deaf

Blind

You don't even know where I live

Something terrible? If it means you'll be naked I'd prefer to be blind.

Something terrible? If it means you're going to sing I'd prefer to be deaf.

Something terrible? If you're going to redecorate my place to reflect your taste then make me blind. No, in fact, kill me so that nobody thinks I'd choose that sofa.

I'm already deaf. You're a sick bastard.

I'm already blind which won't get picked because why would a blind person be on Facebook? The very name mocks the blind.

Bring it on fucker, I'm ready for ya!