Should Cambridge, Ohio build a mile high metal pole with baskets and cables attached to it that wisk us all home under the force of gravity and dump us forcefully (but safely) into our yards when we've been drinking too long and are just too tired to walk

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Yes
 
0% / 0 votes
No
 
0% / 0 votes
I would rather prefer to watch double elimination tournaments of women and chickens fighting to the death in inflatable pools filled with Crisco shortening.
 
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