To mimic Michael Jackson's posthumous rise in sales, Flip Flap Man isn't going to wait 40 years until he offs himself. What's your preferred way of dying?

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- Being crushed under a truck containing fireworks, so you can go out with a bang.
 
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- Rope jumping without a rope.
 
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- Snowballing, i.e. sniffing coke until the balls is so big that it clogs your nose.
 
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- Blue balls of death.
 
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- Getting fired (literally).
 
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