Oh, do you mean better than no beer at all?
2pm. I study at the Wheel.
4pm. That's 5 pm on the East Coast.
4:20 I just stay stoned. I'm not a drunk like you.
5pm. Sun's past the yardarm by now, for sure.
8pm. But I've been drinking from this Nalgene bottle all day
midnight. Now it's tomorrow.
Whenever I want. I drink wine and just pretend it's okay.
Kitten huffing. Linguistics stole my soul.