WHO'S THE WORST BEST MALE FRIEND?

He only comes to you to whine about his problems, and looks over your head when you talk about yours

He has awful personal habits and does not hide them from you

He starts sleeping with your spouse or longtime lover

For a double date, he sets you up with the best friend of a someone he is pursuing, but the friend is well, a two-bagger.

You are arrested for DUI, you use your one call to him and he screen sthe call and goes back to bed.