What do you use Face Book for?
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Keeping in touch with family and close friends?
To bag an English minger in order to get an easy green card?
To hone your virtual farming/fish/gardening skills?
To try and 'tap up' that lass from your office with big knockers?
To try and 'tap up' that lass from your office with big teeth?
To try and 'tap up' that lass from your office with no teeth?
For stalking the ex?
For stalking the other half?
To increase ur social circle in the hope u'll someday get laid?
To embarrass your children?
Make urself feel young by 'tapping up' that lass from school?
If all else fails, attempt to get a shag from her fruggly mate?
To talk dirty with the 'scrag end' with 6 kids by 7 dads?
To lie to all your school friends about ur fab job and life?
To play scrabble with an Australian?