Which of these would have the most trouble kicking Edward Cullen's ass (the Twilight dork)?

Question

18 votes

Answer 1

Papa Smurf

6% / 1 vote

Answer 2

A four year old girl

0% / 0 votes

Answer 3

The Shamwow guy

0% / 0 votes

Answer 4

A Shamwow

6% / 1 vote

Answer 5

My dick

11% / 2 votes

Answer 6

A paper bag

22% / 4 votes

Answer 7

Cabbage

33% / 6 votes

Answer 8

A coma patient

0% / 0 votes

Answer 9

Bloody stool

0% / 0 votes

Answer 10

The Lucky Charms leprechaun

0% / 0 votes

Answer 11

Care bears

6% / 1 vote

Answer 12

Dora The Explorer

0% / 0 votes

Answer 13

DJ Lance

6% / 1 vote

Answer 14

Christopher Reeve

11% / 2 votes

Terry Pounds