I love it. Because I'm all about love. Love, love, love.
I would love to kick the ass of anyone who voted for #1.
I like it. It's a reason to show my love to my significant other.
I don't need a day to show my love.
I'm alone and spend the day crying as I watch Twilight over and over again.
It's a conspiracy of greeting card companies.
If there's any day I should be able to get laid, it's this one.
Love is a complex arrangement of codependence so why would I want to celebrate it?
I see all you sappy assholes and just want to puke blood.
There is no love, there is only Zule.
If only someone would hold me.