If your husband leaves a half eaten bag of Fritos on your chair, and while picking it up you spill it, and then ask him to clean up the mess, his response should be:
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Yes, I'm so sorry for being a slob. I'll pick it up right away.
You ruined my snack, I'm outta here.
You pick it up, it's your chair, and you spilled it.
Clean it up woman, and then go make me a sandwich.