Sunday dinner at the hospital. Pick mine out of their 'menu' and in it goes. 100% serious. Poll winning entree will be eaten by me for dinner on Sunday. Pick one by NOON SUNDAY:

House Entree Salad(the 'mystery meat'of salads)

Grilled Chicken Breast Sandwich(It's so bland, one of these once stopped the infamous taco-sauce bandit Caliente Ramirez) - despite being a breast, it has no nipples, I checked.

Tofu Melt Sandwich - All I can say is 'huh? wha?' isn't tofu already sorta melty?

Roast Turkey - Even if it was broiled, braised, sauteed or steamed, I don't think it could still be ID'd as turkey without a manual of some kind.

Grilled Salmon - Yes, grilled salmon. Yes, at the hospital. They claim to provide more than one lemon wedge, though.

Pasta Marinara - As you may have guessed, it's the fancy way to address a plate of boiled spaghetti noodles with a half-cup of Hunt's pasta sauce on 'em.

Bean and Cheese burrito - The only way this could NOT be bland is if the cheese was some sort of cheese milked from the goats that pull Satan's toilet around.

Mediterranean Chicken - The chicken from the sandwich, de-bunned and thrown on rice with some steamed zucchini.

Mac and Cheese - That great, un-fuck-upable standby served everywhere there's a chance of something getting fucked up or being otherwise unpalatable, from ages 1 to 100, there's always this old standby. Well, I say if it CAN be fucked up, here is where it

Vegetarian Sandwich - Made FOR vegetarians, not OF them. I checked. Besides, if you're in the hospital, you'd think that health comes first, not dietary politics and such, but hey what do I know? I'll eat my 'roast' 'turkey' in silence and mourn the loss