He'll get so drunk he'll end up being violently sick all over himself.
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He'll meet a lovely lady and they'll end up going out and marrying.
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Greg The Trucker will break him and put him on a train to Scotland.
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He'll have a one night stand which results in a nasty STD!
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Theo will be home by 10pm as he's boring.
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He'll get a few beers down him and come out of the closet.
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Theo will behave himself and be angelic and lovely to everyone he meets.
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