Why do you facebook?
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I'm in it for the Pokes.
Helps me to pretend I have friends, when in reality I do not.
Helps me to pretend I have more friends, when in reality I do not.
It justifies that thing I did yesterday by showing people I'm involved.
Provides me a meaningful way to waste time when I should be working.
For the "articles".
Connects me with past friends, even though they hated me back then.
Makes my nearly meaningless life more meaningful.
Makes my nearly meaningless life more meaningful. (Especially FarmVille.)
Keeps my fingers on the pulse of my generation because hey, you know.
How else am I supposed to show my friends I'm super jacked AND tan.
I'm drunk most of the time and I thought it was video poker.
My friends quit listening to me in person.
Allows me to track the daily activities of people I don't really care about.
One word: alibi
Makes me feel like: dancing, Dancing, DANCING (I'm a dancing machine!)
I finally got that intarnet.
My friends post the best vids of fat kids falling; YouTube is so passe.
It turns out that email has become about as annoying as licking a stamp.
I have no idea... my friend said he needed some help with a "job"?
Stalking purposes.
Mainly for posting 3 year old photos because I let myself go.
For the HIJINKS! (And because my grand kids bought me a computer.)
My Friendster account was disabled because I used too much bandwidth.
I'm obliged by virtue of the stock my asshole investor bought in it.