"Look dad. Ten fingers..."
"Wait, she's married? She never told me she was married!"
Big trouble in Little Japan?
"Yes, I am American. Why do you ask?"
"Big fish little fish cardboard box"
"The "Where's Waldo" jokes aren't funny anymore...Now I'm going to kick your ass Tiger style!!!!"
"Portuguese PPPPPPPPower!"
"I will protect this house!"
Kung Fu Panda Phil un-animated, set to bomb at the box office
"How'd you find me tax man?"
I'll take you down, Cantonese style!
Shock and awe, my friends, shock and awe!
Everybody is kung-fu fighting...danananadantdantnan
Chuck Norris fears the great "One Hung-low"
"This is the steeple...open the door and see all the people"
"You can see in my eyes, I have mastered the element of surprise."
It's the red power ranger!
"One Night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble."