Pick Your Top Funny Phrase to go on our "10 Ways to know you're a Reefer" T-Shirt
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you have so many tanks in your bedroom you run of room for your bed.
you forget to pick up your kids at school because you're doing a water change..
you're out on date night and you can't wait to get home and see your fish.
you setup a webcam on your tanks to monitor them from work.
you're constantly looking at your iphone controller app.
your fish eat better than your family does.
old friends wont talk to you because your only topic of conversation is fish.
you cancel plans to test your tank.
you can't remember your anniversary but you can remember the last time you fragged your favorite chalice.
you name your kid Monti.
your equipment is worth more than you appliances...
your only form of table salt is reef salt.
your man cave has become an aqua man cave
You replace a blown bathroom light with an old actinic power compact you had laying around.
You actually have an old actinic power compact laying around.
When you explain Ca, Mg, KH, and PH to a non-reefer, you make it sound harder than it really is.
You feel like a world renowned scientist when you explain Ca, Mg, KH, and PH to a non-reefer.
You get the jokes on this shirt.
you have more fish food in your freezer than human food.
When a pen light takes on new meaning
You teach your family that during an earthquake you don't get under a table, you brace the tank!
you have more pictures of your reef than you do your kids
Your 3 year old daughter can name 90% of the corals in your system.
You are perfectly happy to never EVER take a vacation again.
You have pawned jewelry to buy new reef equipment
You know the word Acanthastrea and can use it in a sentence.
You are the most annoying guy at the local aquarium
Your wife is jealous of the time you spend with your tank
You have considered tattooing reef related images on your body
Have stayed up all night during a power outage with a straw and plastic spoon in your hand.
Your girlfriend takes you to a public aquarium for your birthday.
Your idea of a designer wardrobe consists of about 50 free tshirts that came free with buckets of salt.
When your lawn furniture is made out of salt buckets.
When your tank gets RODi but you drink from the tap
When You Bring Your Date Over To Your Place To Meet The Love Of Your Life
You pass the time by picking superglue off your fingers.
You wear this shirt
When your bad dreams consist of your tank having a leak.
Name Your Kids After Things In The Fish Tank
You spend more time cleaning your tank then you do your home.
you get a 2nd job just to have more money for your tank.
You start your own Facebook page to show off your tank
When you're moving and you considerations are not the schools, neighborhood or commute; but where you can place your tanks.
You snub your nose at artwork with fish and corals that can't be seen together in the wild
You point out discrepancies in the Animal Planet Marine Life Documentary
You know your a reefer if you've seriously considered transforming your pool into a huge reef aquarium.
You know the difference between good crabs and bad crabs