"These candy's you gave me....they sucked!" puck replies "But you ate all of them", (lauren) "I had to make sure they all sucked!"
"Mr Schue let me be your Britney! "
"Your just not ready for this jelly."
"I need to be wooed, understand me...WOOOOOOOED!"
If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world a finger, and I Know What Boys Like would be my national anthem."
"That was the first time anyone ever sang me a love song... and it made me feel like crap."
I want Puckerman to love me. He's a fox... And Sweet Potato Fries.
"Here are my conditions: a carton of Cadbury eggs - good luck finding them, they're not in season - and I want seven minutes in heaven with you."