Which entry most deserves a 4-bottle-case of NEW Sparkling Lavender Mint?

1:"I thought my days of delicious, complex drinks were over when I gave up alcohol.. Until I tried Lavender Mint!"

2: "I'm not any more deserving than anyone else, but my reasons are a) It's Monday b) I'm a poorly paid, unrespected Federal worker c) I'm thirsty"

3:"I have inherited a teenage daughter by love..I am trying to stay calm..Any help is greatly appreciated!"