"will integrate for food"
"hey, I don"t know if you"re in my range, but I"d like to take you home to my domain"
"I will squeeze your theorem if you poly my nomial"
"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"
"I wish I were your problem set, then I"d be really hard and you"d be doing me on the desk"
"your momma"s so fat she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself"
"is that vector orthogonal or are you just happy to see me?"