Which fast food or restaurant chain has the softest napkins, such that they could be used as tissue in which to blow or wipe one's nose for lack of a more suitable apparatus?
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Subway
Quizno's
McDonald's
Burger King
Whataburger
Burger Street
Jack in the Box (or Jack in the Gag as dad used to say)
Carl's Jr.
Pizza Patron
Taco Bell / Pizza Hut / KFC (as they tend to be jointly operated)
Del Taco
Chipotle
None of the above, they all suck
Other (describe in comment)