Thinking about joining he local Rocky Horror Picture Show shadowcast, what part should I try out for?
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Frankfurter, Go for the Gold ring!
Brad, you're vanilla as haagen dazs
Riff-Raff, you are almost there already
Eddie, 'cause he only has half a brain
Dr Scott, cripples are funny
Columbia, I'd look good as a redhead
Magenta, I'd look good in a maids outfit
rocky, I'd look good in next to nothing
Janet, I'll get my costume at sluts-R-us
Props, stagehand, fluffer, anything that keeps the audience from seeing my face