What was your favorite Christmas post?
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Is it rape if you do it under some mistletoe? Jw.
If Santa isn't a pedophile he is wasting a massive opportunity…
I can't wait to give my asshole dad the air hockey table I got him for Christmas. It will go great with last years air guitar.
Your Christmas cookies
Christmas is a lot like anal sex. It's better to give than to receive.
Now remember to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". We wouldn't want to offend the 1% of people that actually give a fuck.
All I want for Christmas is a mistletoe belt buckle. get it? get it?
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A hooker with HIV.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart. The very next day you were still quite shaken over this gory and incomprehensible gesture.
Got fired at my job as Santa.
Me: "what do you want for Christmas?"
Kid: "I want a little brother"
Me: "send me your mom then”
twas the night before christmas and all through the house, not a sound could be heard except the click of my mouse
Holidays like Christmas and Halloween are artificial holidays. So from now on I only celebrate naturally occurring holidays. who’s excited for weasel mating season???
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
You'd better sleep with one eye open
Cuz Santa's a fan of rape
I gave my blind friend a cheese-grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.