Which thing should the boss at the end of our game be guarding? He has stolen the village people's treasure! What should it be?
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There should be a more serious artifact
There should be a more ridiculous artifact
The Last Twinkie, 'nuff said
Limited Edition Signed Copy of Harrywinkle's Illustrated Guide To Tomfoolery and Hi-jinxes
Blessed Sword of Grendoria, sharp as the village idiot, it keeps away the insects in summer
Holy Chalice of Gaia and The Staff of Persephone, which bring good crops & prosperity
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Jon Jacoby Jinglehemmer Schmitt's Left Sock, we're not certain why they think it's so important...
The Oracle's Glass Eye, it sometimes reports the weather for the week or recites dirty limericks in an ethereal voice
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