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Name the last thing you should give your significant other after missing Valentine's Day.

21 votes
A confessional about whom you cheated on them with
 
10% / 2 votes
AIDS
 
10% / 2 votes
Herpes (both simplexes)
 
10% / 2 votes
STD
 
10% / 2 votes
A Positive Pregnancy Test
 
5% / 1 vote
A thought Gift Basket including: Lube, Condoms, Crotchless Panties and the ever popular Booty Talk #82 Porno. Addressed to her Best Friend.
 
5% / 1 vote
A "Sorry We Missed You" Card
 
5% / 1 vote
Your Credit Card
 
5% / 1 vote
Divorce Papers
 
5% / 1 vote
A Personalized Chocolate Anus
 
5% / 1 vote
A List the numbers the reasons why you were too busy to remember
 
5% / 1 vote
Your Dick in a Box
 
5% / 1 vote
A $5 Gift Card to Hot Topic
 
5% / 1 vote
A Dildo
 
5% / 1 vote
Anal (she already got fucked by missing Valentine's Day, that would add injury to insult!)
 
5% / 1 vote
Edible Underwear
 
5% / 1 vote
A Break-Up Letter
 
5% / 1 vote
A Photo Album of the girl you really spent Valentine's Day with
 
0% / 0 votes
A Black Eye
 
0% / 0 votes
A Used Condom
 
0% / 0 votes
A "Get Well Soon" Card (whoa, that's surprisingly dark)
 
0% / 0 votes
Left-overs from Valentine's dinner
 
0% / 0 votes
Some Good D
 
0% / 0 votes
A Blow Job
 
0% / 0 votes
Heart Shaped Candy
 
0% / 0 votes
Flowers
 
0% / 0 votes


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