D) Pack my bags and move back to Colorado where I have real friends that have time to respond to "freebies".
Voters:
A) Conclude that straights in Atlanta have more manners than Atlanta gays and go back into the closet.
Voters:
B) Drop all the "friends" that didn't respond as friends from Facebook.
Voters:
C) Conclude that Atlanta gays are just too busy to respond.
Voters: