Scenario: You have paid for Laurance's body. What position do you want him in?
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The Old McDonald - you dress up as a farmer, and Laurance dresses up as the animal of your choosing.
The Jordan - you watch while Laurance sadly plays with himself.
The Slutty Maid - fairly straightforward, Laurance puts on his slutty maid outfit and you have your way with him.
Spaghetti & Meatballs - you fill a bathtub with warm spaghetti and warm Laurance, and then make sweet meaty love to him.
The Human Sacrifice - you tie Laurance to a sacrificial totem pole naked, have your way with him, and then light him on fire as a tribute to Himeros, the god of sexual desire.
The Raunchy Gentleman - you take Laurance out for a nice romantic dinner while an orchestra seductively plays in the background just for you, and then you take him home and make sweet, slow love to him.