Pop quiz: I'm getting my hair cut and colored tomorrow. At what age do we think dyeing it pink looks a little midlife-crisis-y?
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A. Who are you, late-'90s Gwen Stefani? That shit is passé. (And quite possibly also bananas.)
B. Your age (41). It becomes sad at your age.
C. Wow, your mother really fucked you up about age as a limitation, didn't she?
D. I mean...it's your call, but good luck getting that job you applied for.
E. Age doesn't mean anything, do whatever you want.*