Sometime in the next couple of weeks I will get the results back from an ancestry DNA testing laboratory. Being adopted,and having no idea i thought i'd throw the question open to you mob. What do you think my genetic ancestry is?
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Some kind of skinny pale Orc
Iggy Pop and Patti Smith's love child
Bonobo mixed with anything it got near to
Alien
I crawled out of a test-tube when it was used to store the unwanted garbage DNA from evil experiments.
Viking Cowboy Ninja
Pictish
one of the Borgias
Deadpool
Half Gigantopiticus bosei/ half Homo floriensis
Pure blood /Neanderthal/Denisovian
Vault dweller
Brettonian
Dokkalfer
Macedonian/Egyptian (just like Cleo,and everyone was Cleopatra in a past life right?)
Norman french (just like my surname)
Galatian