Trump - his collusion with Russia is basically proved, but the American's don't have any way of calling an early election, they just get an old bigot instead of an orange one
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May - She's weak and wobbly, yet no Tory wants to step up because she is fucking the brexit negotiations right up. Technically she could cling to power for another 5 years, and the last power grab she tried, did, not, go, well :O
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