Which joke is the best?

Why did the skeleton burp?..... because he didn't have the guts to fart !

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?..... Halloumi !

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?... Nacho cheese !

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans !

I'd tell you an UDP joke, but I don't think you'd get it !

How do you feel when there's no coffee? Depresso

I met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up for a date but she popped her clogs!