We go to a local sandwich joint and I discover that my sandwich has a tomato in it. Will you eat my tomato for me or should I just throw it out? I'd hate to waste it, but I just don't particularly care for tomatoes.
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Sure, Sydney. I'd love to eat your tomato.
I'd kill a man for some mateytomatey
Nah, I don't like mayonnaise and it's covered in it.
No, I don't care for tomatoes either.
I hate tomatoes.
I will eat it, but I will also expect more of your scraps in the future- even when unreasonable.
I don't want your garbage you skank
Fine. I'm not going to appreciate it though.
I can tell from looking at it that it's not a very good tomato, but I'll eat it out of obligation for our relationship.
Of course *you* don't like tomatoes. Pissant.