What are your favorite "#DadJokes" from this list?
49
votes
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
Bicycles can’t stand on their own, they’re two tired.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
What did one snowman say to the other one? “Do you smell carrots?”
Wanna hear a joke about construction? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
What happened to the survivors after a red boat and a blue boat collided? They were marooned.
What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers
What kind of magic do cows believe in? MooDoo.