Which is the best joke?

by Bouncing Balls on Total Wipeout

In a Facebook poll of 41 respondents, 39% chose “I had a friend who was suicidal. He was really upset one day and asked me to help...so i pushed him infront o fa steam train and he cas chuffed to bits!!”. How we count

I had a friend who was suicidal. He was really upset one day and asked me to help...so i pushed him infront o fa steam train and he cas chuffed to bits!!
39%
Why wasn't jesus born in Ireland?...Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!!
22%
Why are chavs like slinkies?...They have no real use but it's funny when they fall down stairs
17.1%
2 chavs drive of a cliff in a corsa, why is it a shame?...Corsa's seat five!!
14.6%
Why did god create man before woman?...Becuase he didn't want advice!!
7.3%
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