THE AWARD THAT BRAD MARTIN CAN NEVER WIN MEMORIAL AWARD (Awarded to anyone and everyone but Brad Martin)

UNSUNG HERO (Awarded to the player who best exemplifies the qualities of perseverance, sportsmanship, and dedication to hockey. Yet a player who makes a substantive yet unrecognized contribution, as voted by teammates and fans via online voting)

The Boy Named Sue award (Honoring the best season by a male player with a girl's name.)

The Dikembe Mutumbo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-e Jacques Wamutombo Award (Presented to the player whose name is the hardest/often pronounced or written through the course of the year, as voted by fans via online voting)

The Summer's Eve award (Presented to an opposing team player/fan, CAHL referee or administrative employee in honor of being the most enormous douche-bag through the course of the playing year, as voted on by the AOD team and it's fans online)

"TRUE BLUE" AWARD (Presented to the player deemed "most valuable" to the team as voted by teammates & fans via on-line voting)

MOST IMPROVED PLAYER AWARD (Awarded to the player deemed to have improved the most during the course of the regular season, as voted by fans via on-line voting)

THE "IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN" AWARD (or "THE KERMIT")(Formerly the Rostislav Klelsa Tin Man Award; awarded to the most injured player through the course of the regular season, as voted by fans via on-line voting)

JOHNNY ODUYA AWARD (In honor of the half Nigerian, Swedish born Chicago Blackhawks defenseman as well as multi-cultural players everywhere, the award is presented to the player determined to be the most ethnic during the course of the regular season0

THE KNUTSEN AWARD (Honoring the former CBJ player affectionately nicknamed "Shampoo" and to well coifed men & women everywhere this award is presented to the player with the best hair/facial hair through the course of the year, as voted by fans)

ARNOLD DRUMMOND "WHAT'CHOO TALKIN' 'BOUT?!" AWARD (To the player most involved in altercations with the CAHL referee or administative staff through the course of the year, as voted by fans online)

DOUGIE GLATT MEMORIAL AWARD (Awarded to the player with the most fights through the course of the regular season, as voted by fans via on-line voting)

THE DRY ISLAND AWARD (In honor of party boys Jeff Carter, Mike Richards and fully functioning alcoholics the world over. Awarded to the player judged to best promote "party culture" in and out of the lockerroom, as voted by teammates via online voting)

THE BAROB MUTCHLER INVETERATE ROOKIE AWARD (Presented to the outstanding rookie player through the course of the year)

THE CINDY CROSBY AWARD (formerly the LADY BYNG AWARD is presented to most gentlemenly player or "biggest vagina", as voted by teammates and fans via online voting)

BEST GOALTENDER (Awarded to the best, last act of defense preventing pucks from entering the net)

THE BEN LANDIS MEMORIAL AWARD (Presented to the player whom through the year scored...and scored in droves. The most points, that is. As voted by teammates and fans via online voting)

THE IMODIUM MEMORIAL "LOCK 'ER DOWN" AWARD ((Awarded to the defenseman who demonstrates throughout the season the greatest all-round ability in the position)

THE KRISS KROSS AWARD (The 90's rap duo Kris Kross did many things right and they did it with their clothing backwards. This award is presented to the forward who best excels in going backwards and indulging in the defensive aspects of the game}

THE BIEBER (Presented at the awards ceremony to the winner of the Canadian National Anthem sing-off; as voted by attending fans, teammates and horrified onlookers)

THE DEAN YOUNGBLOOD AWARD (Presented to the prettiest player through the course of the year, as voted by fans online)

THE SOUS-VIDE AWARD (In honor of the French method of cooking food sealed in airtight plastic bags this award is given to the player who marinated his juices & equipment to come up with the most volatile concoction of aromatic terrorism through the year