What's your preferred emergency wine-opening technique?
In a Facebook poll of 94 respondents, 44.7% chose “The All-In: Abandon hope. Push cork into bottle. Drink the whole thing.”. How we count
The All-In: Abandon hope. Push cork into bottle. Drink the whole thing.
44.7%42
The Boyscout: Always (always!) keep a corkscrew in your purse, glove compartment, keychain, etc. Consider prosthetic corkscrew finger.
38.3%36
The Shawshank: Tunnel gradually through the cork with a knife or small rock hammer. Discreetly dispose of cork debris in the yard.
8.5%8
The Carpenter: Some combination of wood screws, drywall screws, nails, pliers, drills, screwdrivers, duct tape, and, yes, teeth.
6.4%6
The Hulk: Smash bottleneck against a rock, a wall, or the bow of the Queen Mary. Take a deep breath. Filter remaining wine carefully.
2.1%2
The David Copperfield: Thump the bottom until, voila, the cork slowly and mysteriously emerges. Take a bow.
0%0
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