How do you like your peanut butter and jelly sandwich made?
In a Facebook poll of 1,228 respondents, 92.8% chose “I don't give a fuuck!!”. How we count
I don't give a fuuck!!
92.8%1,139
Cut diagonally
4.6%57
Cut straight down the middle
2.6%32
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“I don't give a fuuck!!” overwhelmed the sandwich-cutting options with 1,139 of 1,228 votes, or 92.8%. Cutting diagonally drew 57 votes, while a straight-down-the-middle cut received 32.
That verdict was established immediately and held across all 12 checkpoints. The winning response also dominated among non-fans, collecting 1,138 of its 1,139 votes from that group.
- Overwhelming result · The winning response captured 92.8% of all votes
- Minimal opposition · Both cutting options combined for just 89 votes
- Instant consensus · The same option led at every checkpoint