How did Malcolm respond to a neighbouring show's persistent noise nuisance which was ruining his own show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe?

by The Malcolm Hardee Film

In a Facebook poll of 104 respondents, 60.6% chose “Drove a tractor, naked, followed by his audience through their show”. How we count

Drove a tractor, naked, followed by his audience through their show
60.6%
He quietly and politely asked them to turn it down
15.4%
He stole their keys to the venue so they couldn't host the show
8.7%
He set a fire in the venue which set off a fire alarm
8.7%
He complained about them and got them shut down
6.7%
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