You were driving a car trying to find a parking spot(at 10 mph) and I was in the back seat, and then I suddenly open the door and start running out straight down the parking lot. When you finally caught up to me (I'm at McDonald's for an Ice Cream) , you

If I said something weird like, "I just wrote my name in all the cards at the Hallmark store. 83 EHEHEHEHE!" do you think I'd be lying?