Darth Vader...

If A equals This and B equals That, what is A + B?

I swear that's what happened. I was walking Joey down Pithing Street when suddenly, I saw him. Eric McKandry, looking just the way he did in 1972—black vest and all—except without the mustache. And you know what he did. He just waved to me. That's all

When sitting on a toilet, your pants...

Choose a "topical" for poll 8

Which superhero/villain would you choose to be?

You win five million dollars from the Publisher's Sweepstakes, and the same day that that big Ed guy gives you the check, aliens land on the Earth and say they're going to blow up the world in two days. What do you do?

Who would you prefer to be stuck on an elevator with for 24 hours?

The Dairy Poll: What is your favorite type of milk?

What would you prefer the topic be for Poll #3?

When taking a poll, what is your biggest concern?