Welfare has been done away with. What do you do?

I want to play a game. In a large, mysterious contraption (one of my traps, hint hint), you find a Klondike bar wired to a shotgun. If you walk away, you live. If you grab the Klondike bar, you get shotgunned in the face at point blank. What would you

Roe vs. Wade has been overturned, and abortion is now illegal in all 50 states. What do you do?

Your son got brutally murdered. On a table at the crime scene, there is an unopened klondike bar with the fingerprints of the murderer. What do you do?

You are a drug addict. You do so many drugs that you only have one good vein left, and can only take one more needle. Your son gets in a severe car accident. What do you do?

Is it worth it to get a Myspace account?