If a pill were invented that cured every disease but made everyone who took it look like Erik Estrada, do you try it?

If someone offered you a free flight around the world, would you take it if it were non-stop?

You and a friend are spelunking when you're caught in a massive cave-in. When the dust settles, you find the following objects: a loaded gun, a harmonica, and the sheet music to "Don't Cry For Me Argentina". You can hear the resuce team digging through

Suppose you're in the deli at the grocery store. In amongst the rice pudding and beans, you spot a container labeled "Human Salad". Do you buy it?