Time to pick a business card for @XNORdirective!! Too many decisions... which of these fits the best?

This is for a workshop on making Algebra more fun and easy to understand. Which title interests or grabs your attention more? Feel free to add your own. :P

If you were to participate in a Pi Day Race, vote YES if you would prefer Sunday, 13 March (NOT actual Pi Day) or vote NO if you would prefer Monday, 14 March (actual Pi Day, but not the weekend)