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Which is the lamest cracker joke from our Xmas party?
Q: What is an underground train full of professors called? A: A tube of smarties.
Q: Why are brides unlucky? A: They never marry the best man.
Q: What clothes do lawyers wear in court? A: Lawsuits.
Q: What did the cobbler say when a swarm of flies entered his shop? A: Shoo!
Q: Why are fish easy to weigh? A: Because they have their own scales.
Q: What kind of sandals do frogs wear? A: Open toad.
Q: Why did the jockey take his saddle to bed? A: In case he had nightmares.
Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine? A: She wanted to have a clean sweep.
Q: Why was Cinderella no good at football? A: Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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