They can go fuck themselves
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They can insert their overpriced skinny potatoes into any available orifice. Repeatedly.
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They may proceed to go forth and fornicate with themselves
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They can endeavour to have sexual intercourse alone
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They are encouraged to use their un-sliced pickles to vigorously penetrate themselves
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Fuck Kyle. This is probably his fault. Everything is. He has angered the Maccas God and we must sacrifice him to regain our $1 bag of salty potato.
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