What should I name my car? He's just finished rehab (time at the mechanic's), so he's due a wash and a name ^^ Before "rehab" his name was Steady Eddy..which was a bit of a misnomer... here are some of his attributes: He's white, like, super white. He's hot-headed when he first wakes up (the engine overheats at least once in the morning). He's roughly middle-aged or older (the car is 24 years old, which is probably like 55 in car-years?). He still drinks a bit, and things go bad when he does (leaks oil and transmission fluids); for his age, he's surprisingly technologically advanced; Although he's rough around the edges, he's sturdy as a rock; he is very concerned about safety; has "tattoos" (bumper stickers)