Tom Coulthard (5 appearances, 3 goals, 3 game-changing performances)
Teddy Lee (3 appearances, 6 goals, 3 hats consecutively worn, 1 bus missed)
Olly Higgs (1 appearance, 0 goals, 1 sterling goalkeeping display)
Brad Metcalfe (1 appearance, 0 goals, 2 collapsed lungs)
Jack White (5 appearances, 1 goal, 16 people skinned)
Elgan Jones (1 appearance, 0 goals, 3 balls missed, 1 Ali Dia-esque cameo)
Will Nicoll (5 appearances, 1 goal, 1 majestic backheel assist)
That Scouse lad (1 appearance, 1 goal, 1 hilarious accent)