Vote for your favorite joke for Marty the zebra to tell Melman the giraffe. You could win 2 FREE TICKETS to see Madagascar Jr. when you vote! Voting ends Wednesday, September 27 at 6pm.
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Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jam.
Q: What's a penguin's favorite vegetable? A: Iceberg lettuce.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side.
Q: If a quadruped has four legs and a biped has two legs, what is a zebra? A: A stri-ped.