Now that it is January I have foolishly decided to have a detox for the rest of the month, due to this completely ruining my social life I was wondering if you could maybe suggest an alternative activity that will help keep me occupied for the very long,
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Pick a Fight
Be Rude and Abusive
Rob a Bank
Swing a Cat Around the Room
Write Music
Disrupt Somebody Else's Attempt to Write Music
Murder Somebody
Have a Mix
Ruin Somebody Else's Mix
Burn Down my Neighbour's House
Break Glass
Watch Football (Actually ignore that one)
Be Nice (lol)
Get a haircut
Go for a run (HAHAHAHAHA! Jesus why did I write that)
Throw a Brick Through the Windscreen of a Very Good Friend's Car
Get a mobile phone (LOL)
Talk shit
Hold my Boss Hostage (What Boss?)
Become Bored
Become Really Smug and Elitist About the Fact that I am on a Detox
Cave in
Create a Pointless Internet Poll